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Animal Jokes

Discussion in 'General Archive' started by BeastMasterXXX, Jan 11, 2014.

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  1. BeastMasterXXX

    BeastMasterXXX Living Forum Legend

    Here is a chance to share your animal jokes with everyone. They can be about any animals not just our zoo animals.

    Remember we always have to stick to the forum rules - so nothing offensive please.

    So, I'll start with

    Q. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

    A. A woolly jumper
     
  2. feej1274

    feej1274 Living Forum Legend

    Nice one Beast:)

    Q why do bees hum?

    A because they dont know the words:D
     
  3. BeastMasterXXX

    BeastMasterXXX Living Forum Legend

    GOL Fee ;)

    Q. What do you call a fierce, starving wolf with cotton wool in his ears? :eek:

    A . Anything you like. He can't hear you :rolleyes:.
     
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  4. feej1274

    feej1274 Living Forum Legend

    GOL forgot about that one Beast this was so much fun last time we did this one had me in stitches:D:D

    Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
    A: Ruff! :D:D
     
  5. *TC1*

    *TC1* All knowing Oracle

    What do you call a fish with no eye?
    Fsh.
     
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  6. feej1274

    feej1274 Living Forum Legend

    LOL Tc thats a good one nearly choked on my special brew:eek:

    Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
    A: A neigh-bor! :eek:
     
  7. *TC1*

    *TC1* All knowing Oracle

    What do you call a karate performing pig?
    porkchop
     
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  8. feej1274

    feej1274 Living Forum Legend

    OMG Lol

    Q: What is a polygon?
    A: A dead parrot!
     
  9. BeastMasterXXX

    BeastMasterXXX Living Forum Legend

    Q. What did the dog say when he looked at the top of the house?

    A. Roof!
     
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  10. -FunnyBunny-

    -FunnyBunny- Advanced

    One day the lion gathered together the animals to tell them some very important things. During his speech all the animals listened in silence and only the frog kept interrupting him with silly questions. That made the lion very angry and he said: 'Soon one of you with green skin and big mouth will be in trouble'. The frog exclaimed: 'Ouch the poor crocodile'.
     
  11. feej1274

    feej1274 Living Forum Legend

    Q: How do rabbits travel?

    A: By hareplane.
     
  12. BeastMasterXXX

    BeastMasterXXX Living Forum Legend

    Q. What do you call a buck who cannot see?

    A. No idea :eek:
     
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  13. feej1274

    feej1274 Living Forum Legend

    Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?

    A: A box of quackers:D:D
     
  14. -merit-

    -merit- Forum-Newbie

    In the circus in a cage rebukes mama-bear cub:
    "Well, look, you have to choose - you either circus artiste or fur coat."

    (Sorry, my English is bad:rolleyes:)
     
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  15. BeastMasterXXX

    BeastMasterXXX Living Forum Legend

    Q. What do you call a cat who has scoffed a load of quackers?

    A. A duck filled fatty puss :rolleyes:
     
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  16. -merit-

    -merit- Forum-Newbie

    Reporting Radio zoo:
    "We urge parents little Annie Novak to immediately came to the paddock crocodiles ...
    For shoes. "
    :D:D:D
     
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  17. feej1274

    feej1274 Living Forum Legend

    Q: Who stole the soap?

    A: The robber ducky:D:D
     
  18. BeastMasterXXX

    BeastMasterXXX Living Forum Legend

    GMAB - it gets worse Fee :eek:.

    Q. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

    A. Lily
     
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  19. -merit-

    -merit- Forum-Newbie

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  20. BeastMasterXXX

    BeastMasterXXX Living Forum Legend

    Q, What school subject are snakes especially good at?

    A. Hiss-tory
     
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