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Animal Jokes

Discussion in 'General Archive' started by BeastMasterXXX, Jan 11, 2014.

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  1. m.m.60

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  2. BeastMasterXXX

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    Customer: “Do you have alligator shoes?”
    Shoe Shop Worker: “Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?”
     
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  3. Jane

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  4. feej1274

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    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come:D:D
     
  5. BeastMasterXXX

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    Was that my alligator wearing his new shoes, Jane?
    Aw! Fee, poor doggy. Can we fix him up with a remote controlled cart of some sort.

    Q: Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

    A: Someone told him that there were catfish in it
     
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  6. *TC1*

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    Nearly choked when I saw this!
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  8. *TC1*

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  10. Jane

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    Aww.... that fox is fabolous!! :D
    Effectively it might have been your alligator, Beast... :p

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  11. feej1274

    feej1274 Living Forum Legend

    There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole out in the country near a farmhouse. Papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell sausage!" Momma mole poked her head outside the hole and said, "Mmmm, I smell pancakes!" Baby mole tried to stick his head outside but couldn't because of the two bigger moles. Baby mole said, "The only thing I smell is molasses.:D:D:eek:
     
  12. *TC1*

    *TC1* All knowing Oracle

    ROFL Fee!
    Why did the dog cross the road twice?
    He was trying to catch a boomerang.
     
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  13. feej1274

    feej1274 Living Forum Legend

    Lol TC these are sooooo bad but make me chuckle loads Mr Fee thinks i'm losing it:eek:
    What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
    It gets toad away.:eek:
     
  14. *TC1*

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    Two bats are hanging upside down. One says to the other "do you recall your worst moment?" The other replies "yes, when I had diarrhoea".
     
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    Now we know who is snaffling the special brew :eek:
     
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  18. feej1274

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    So thats the culprit:D

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